Lindsay prefers arts and crafts to pageants. In fact, she's really competing in Miss Dairy Princess to spend more time with her best friend, Caitlin, though having a shot at $50,000 doesn't hurt.
As she's walking to the changing room, the three judges stop her and tell her that they'd like to see her quilt - the one she entered as her talent portion of the competition. As they walk to the old dairy barn, Lindsay starts to feel odd - and then her breasts start leaking!
Lucky for Lindsay, the judges are thirsty for cream, but they also want her hard, unprotected, and in both holes - does she have what it takes to become a Miss Dairy Princess finalist?