Lipstick and Lies and Deadly Goodbyes

Lipstick and Lies and Deadly Goodbyes Summary

Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed  by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life… or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.

To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.

Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.

Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen’s terms, a vampire.

I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and  irresistible.  But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in a punch bowl.

But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.

I’ve swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I’m shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.

My name is Rachel Jones, and I’m the vampire housewife.



Book Reviews

Deb W. 81

Lipstick & Lies & Deadly Goodbyes5 star

❤️ 📚 👍. Love this series and author is one of my favorites. None of she reads disappoint me.55

Grandma PNR

Housewife mother and Vampire4 star

A good fun story about Rachael a mother,wife and how she became a vampire after a snowplow accident. Just a cute fun story with good characters. Enjoyed reading. Can't wait to read the next. Voluntarily reviewed.45

Heather d b

Really great5 star

This was a really great book. I love books that involve your emotions and this book did that. The story and characters are very well written. I will definitely be reading more from this author. I recommend reading. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.55

Krazykaci

Good story!3 star

I loved this book. Can’t wait to continue reading about Rachel and Khalan in books 2 and 3.35



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